
 
	 
	 
	 A Recipe for Crappy Stands of Corn
 
	  
	 
 
	 Every year, I get a lot of phone calls from folks wanting to know why
		their neighbor's fields of corn ended up with such poor stands. Since some seem
		so ecstatic about it happening to their neighbors, I figured they may want to
		know how to create a crappy stand of corn themselves.
 
	 The following recipe will prepare one helping of crappy corn stand. Add
		more acreage as desired. 
 
	 Ingredients:
 
	  
	  
		- One (1) field, poorly drained, no-till is preferred. 
  
		- A hybrid of your choice, but poor seed quality and low vigor will
		  ensure success of recipe. 
  
		- Plant early, when soils have yet to reach 50oF. 
  
		- Add minimum of 0.5 to 1.0 inch of rain per week after planting. 
 
		
		- Maintain average daily soil temperatures at 50oF or less
		  for three weeks or more after planting. 
  
		- Add in a dash of seed rot or seedling blight organisms. 
  
		- Add in a pinch of wireworms or seedcorn maggots. 
  
		- Flavor with acetanilide herbicides as desired. 
  
		- Top off with a thick soil crust. 
  
	 
 
	 Will serve 6 people: (farmer, dealer, industry rep, seed dealer,
		Extension Educator, university specialist) 
 
	 
 
	 
For other information about corn, take a
		look at the Corn Growers Guidebook on the World Wide Web at
		http://www.kingcorn.org
 
 
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